LATE FOR SCHOOL


































Fred's mother: "Do you hear me, Fred? Do you know it’s 9 o’clock already? Get up and go to school!"

Fred: "I don't want to go to school"

Fred's mother: "But you have to go"

Fred's mother:"The teachers don't understand me, and I don't understand them either. The children, too. They don't like me, and I don't like them either. That school hates me, and I hate it too."

Fred's mother: "But you have to go!"

Fred (almost crying): "Why? Why do I have to go to school?"

Fred's mother: "Well, because you are fifty-five years old and you are the headmaster."